“Hey, are you already there?”
We didn't lose romance to smartphones — we lost the five minutes before it.
An essay on nostalgia, anticipation, and why constant check-ins erode trust.
The performance of being unbothered.
It's a Boomer coping mechanism with some new branding.
“If they wanted to, they would.”
The phrase is everywhere — captions, comments, therapy language that escaped the confines of an office and started running loose online.
Profiling people never stopped. We just made it trendy.
Sorting people into types doesn’t help you understand them. All you’re doing is deciding—deciding quickly who gets the benefit of the doubt.
I used to be a brainwashed New Yorker
The amount of pride in their tone when they say “it’s the greatest city in the world” makes me want to vomit now.
Types You Date in Your Twenties
If I had to choose three words to describe my twenties: sex, drugs & Don Julio.
We Don't Change. We Get Rewritten
The self you swear is really you is just whichever draft you’re on now.
Are you an excuse generator?
Excuse-generating becomes a part of their character; a crutch they lean on instead of leveling up.